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Erika Burkhalter

Jun 2, 2020·1 min read

This is hysterical! Thanks for sharing. I love these tidbits of life.

Erika Burkhalter

Photographer, yogi, cat-mom, lover of travel and nature, spreading amazement for Mother Earth, one photo, poem or story at a time. (MA Yoga, MS Neuropsychology)

T: So that’s how the description goes, “Mum likes eating fish and herring. Her breath is always unfresh. In her free time she likes snoring on the couch, and she has dark eyes because she drinks too much dark beer!” Ha ha ha!

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